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*for those of you who get that im sorry.

my wife is awesome. and no im not saying anything more you friggin pervert.

So my darling wife took me to an inagural ball last night at the mayan theatre as a birthday present. featuring none other than the crystal method. wow. just wow. my wife rocks. that is all. thank you.

I dont usually fling links around just for the hell of it, but this is just too cool. 365tomorrows.com

In a nation run by swine, all pigs are upward-mobile and the rest of us are fucked until we can put our acts together: Not necessarily to Win, but mainly to keep from Losing Completely.
-H. S. thompson

the fucking roof is leaking again. AGAIN. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH

trying to get shit done so i can launch a project tonight so i can fuck off to vegas without consequences tomorrow.
being hindered. very much so.
keep an eye on the news about a killing spree by Glendale city hall.

Current Mood: aggravated

Went to see Apocalyptica last night. I can't begin to describe how awesome they are live. 4 cellos and a drumkit. playing the most mind bendingly amazing tunes ever. No, seriously. You havent lived till youve seen four cellos do "For Whom The Bell Tolls". And they closed out with my favorite piece ever. "Hall of the Mountain King". Holy fuck.

Current Mood: groggy

I just saw something that really made me angry. Like really angry. So we share the building with a bunch of doctors and such. And I just got one of the doctors snogging one of his nurses. Who is most definitely NOT his wife. Ive met his wife. And after snogging his nurse he gets into his BMW with a "Yes on 8. Preserve the Sanctity of Marriage" sticker on the back and drives off.
Fucking asshole. I hope he gets into a penis-mangling car accident.

i stumbled across this story

and i got really mad.

not at the supposed messages. im not that fucking stupid.
i got mad at the people complaining. at the media covering it and at the whole fucking world in general.
were in the the most important election season ever, theres still two illegal wars going on, an economic armageddon is starting, the entire globe is in spasm and THIS is what people are fucking worried about?  a fucking TOY? a DEFECTIVE FUCKING TOY.

i managed to calm myself down, only to come across this little gem. thanks hunny. how much is anyone willing to bet that the girl in question was unofficially encouraged to make this shit up? any takers? no? damn. this campaign, this election is driving me fucking crazy. i work for a pack of kool-aid drinking republicans. and im going to fucking lose it if caribou barbie and john "w." mcsame somehow manage to steal this election. anyone up for a mass migration to austrailia? i used to say canade but theyre moving even further into right wing insanity than we are. we can start a commune or something. as long as i have my broadband i dont care. cmon people....... kangaroos......... theyre cute.......
pay no attention to the venomous snakes.......
at least when they try to fuck you over it will be 1)quick and 2 ) not for the benefit of their wallets.